Sugar Act

To repent in action for our defense and thus our purposes of life, gain, and reason, we, the peoples of British-America, must so willingly accept the wishes of our monarch, honorable King George III, and our Parliament, in the terms of tribute to vile gallons of French molasses. Peradventure, as merchants, we will suffer under the influence of decreased smuggling, and thus a reduced income of momentary gains which so thusly accompany such acts, be it instead we thus support both our fellow colonists and subjects in rejection of productions borne by the vile French.

We must cease with the importation of these improper objects made by such dissenters of public good and wealth. We, represented on all grounds of jurisdiction in the realm of Parliament, must accept the burden of lesser treasures and hefty severity of justice on those who dare to traffic such heathensome substances.

Doff thyne beliefs of greater wealth to accept the security that the great empire Britain has so graciously granted us.

Towshend Duties

Let it just be another will of the most honorable monarch of the mortal realm - he who presides as most feared and most gracious for allowing us our lives and our liberties as British citizens - King Henry III, that the Townshend duties be upheld. Let these gifts to our leaders, our protectors, give us grace in their minds and eyes and grant us a new peace. We have asked for their security of our selves, and we must, in turn, give upon those whom so thusly rescued us from the savages and French the compensation they must gain. Their wealth can only be measured by our wealth, and we must build upon them revenue through these duties and Act the Parliament has passed in our name alone.